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Profiles of famous Rockies, past and present.

Bill Collier

• Date of Birth:
  1959
• Nickname:
  Kong
• Years a Rocky:
  10 (1986 - 1996)
• Football Team:
  Millwall
• Greatest moment as a Rocky:
  Explaining the rules to Puddletown after Milts had walked off the pitch in a huff
• Worst moment as a Rocky:
  The day I first met Owermoigne's Nick (SHOT!) Carruthers
• Most Bizzare Rocky moment:
  Unexplained uncontrollable stomach upset on debut
• Favourite Food:
  All Bran
• Favourite Drink:
  Bipepsidol
• Favourite Movie:
  Love Story
• Favourite Band/Music:
  New Seekers
• Who would you like to play you in a movie based on your life?
  Charles Bronson (Manson more like - ED)
• Funniest team mate:
  Rob Selbie - it was the look on his face when I bowled at him in the nets, it cracked me up every time
• Most annoying team mate:
  Lowton and his infernal chant of 'Pitch it Up!'
• If you could be anyone for a day, who would it be and why?
  Maria Sharapova's bar of Imperial Leather
• Name 3 things you would take to a desert Island:
  Pammy Anderson, Jordan and a box of Viagra
• Who has had the biggest influence on your cricket career?
  Javed Miandad for his wonderful self control

  
  

  Steve Milton

  • Date of Birth:
    17/08/1983
  • Nickname:
    Milts, Brad (a cross between Brad Pitt and Don Bradman)
  • Years a Rocky:
    20 (1986 - 2006)
  • Football Team:
    Liverpool and Bristol Rovers
  • Greatest moment as a Rocky:
    Pulling Shackleton (tart)
  • Worst moment as a Rocky:
    Getting bowled by Tim Barton for a duck in the last ever match at Coppice Street
  • Most Bizzare Rocky moment:
    Parachute stopped play at Coppice Street
  • Favourite Food:
    Any Italian food in Italy
  • Favourite Drink:
    Summer Lightning and Cuba Libre (not mixed)
  • Favourite Movie:
    The Great Escape
  • Favourite Band/Music:
    Bob Dylan and a bit of rum soaked Cuban son
  • Who would you like to play you in a movie based on your life?
    Brad Pitt has already been given the part
  • Funniest team mate:
    Jack Crockett and his amazing operatic arse
  • Most annoying team mate:
    Lowton of course!
  • If you could be anyone for a day, who would it be and why?
    Owermoigne's Nick Carruthers so I could commit suicide.
  • Name 3 things you would take to a desert Island:
    Nick Carruthers, Big Billy Collier and a one man boat for me to get away in.
  • Who has had the biggest influence on your cricket career?
    George Applegate (short sighted, spear throwing catpain of Shaftesbury II c1988)

    
    

    
    
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