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Player Profiles

Profiles of famous Rockies, past and present.

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Bill Collier

  • Date of Birth:
    1959
  • Nickname:
    Kong
  • Years a Rocky:
    10 (1986 - 1996)
  • Football Team:
    Millwall
  • Greatest moment as a Rocky:
    Explaining the rules to Puddletown after Milts had walked off the pitch in a huff
  • Worst moment as a Rocky:
    The day I first met Owermoigne's Nick (SHOT!) Carruthers
  • Most Bizzare Rocky moment:
    Unexplained uncontrollable stomach upset on debut
  • Favourite Food:
    All Bran
  • Favourite Drink:
    Bipepsidol
  • Favourite Movie:
    Love Story
  • Favourite Band/Music:
    New Seekers
  • Who would you like to play you in a movie based on your life?
    Charles Bronson (Manson more like - ED)
  • Funniest team mate:
    Rob Selbie - it was the look on his face when I bowled at him in the nets, it cracked me up every time
  • Most annoying team mate:
    Lowton and his infernal chant of 'Pitch it Up!'
  • If you could be anyone for a day, who would it be and why?
    Maria Sharapova's bar of Imperial Leather
  • Name 3 things you would take to a desert Island:
    Pammy Anderson, Jordan and a box of Viagra
  • Who has had the biggest influence on your cricket career?
    Javed Miandad for his wonderful self control


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Steve Milton

  • Date of Birth:
    17/08/1983
  • Nickname:
    Milts, Brad (a cross between Brad Pitt and Don Bradman)
  • Years a Rocky:
    20 (1986 - 2006)
  • Football Team:
    Liverpool and Bristol Rovers
  • Greatest moment as a Rocky:
    Pulling Shackleton (tart)
  • Worst moment as a Rocky:
    Getting bowled by Tim Barton for a duck in the last ever match at Coppice Street
  • Most Bizzare Rocky moment:
    Parachute stopped play at Coppice Street
  • Favourite Food:
    Any Italian food in Italy
  • Favourite Drink:
    Summer Lightning and Cuba Libre (not mixed)
  • Favourite Movie:
    The Great Escape
  • Favourite Band/Music:
    Bob Dylan and a bit of rum soaked Cuban son
  • Who would you like to play you in a movie based on your life?
    Brad Pitt has already been given the part
  • Funniest team mate:
    Jack Crockett and his amazing operatic arse
  • Most annoying team mate:
    Lowton of course!
  • If you could be anyone for a day, who would it be and why?
    Owermoigne's Nick Carruthers so I could commit suicide.
  • Name 3 things you would take to a desert Island:
    Nick Carruthers, Big Billy Collier and a one man boat for me to get away in.
  • Who has had the biggest influence on your cricket career?
    George Applegate (short sighted, spear throwing catpain of Shaftesbury II c1988)