THE PRETTY THINGS IN TROWBRIDGE John Stax, interviewed in Mojo 169, December 2007: 'There was one particularly nasty incident after a gig in Trowbridge. We were packing up our stuff and a group of local thugs started coming towards us. Our driver, this flashy 22-year-old Adonis known as Phil The Greek, just opened up the boot and pulled out a 12- gauge shotgun. When he tried to fire it, the thing failed because it had been in the boot too long and rusted up. The police took us down to the station, but amazingly they let us out after a few questions'.
ART WOOD IN DEVIZES
In the late Art Wood's (Blues Incorporated/The Artwoods/Quiet Melon) last interview, published in Ugly Things 26, Winter/Spring 2008, he talked about his National Service with the Pay Corps: 'I was stationed in Devizes for the entire two years, and it was there that me and four other blokes started a skiffle group, the Blue Cats, named in honour of Gene
Vincent's Blue Caps. I sang and played guitar. Most of our gigs were local - community centres, cafes, Devizes Corn Exchange - as well as the Sergeants Mess in the camp. We came second in a skiffle talent contest in Swindon.'
RICHARD ASHCROFT IN CHIPPENHAM
In June 2006 Richard Ashcroft of The Verve was arrested after apparently bursting into The Bridge youth club in Chippenham and drunkenly demanding he be allowed to work with the kids.
He was reported to have been ‘strung out’, close to tears and in a dishevelled state. He offered his services, then began to swear and refused to leave, prompting the youth club workers to call the police. He was taken into custody by local officers and given an £80 fixed penalty fine for disorderly behaviour, according to ‘The Sun’.
HUGH CORNWELL AND TROWBRIDGE
Former Strangler Hugh Cornwell lives near Trowbridge and has upset some local officials (although
not, it seems, all of the local residents) with a track off his ‘Hooverdam’ album entitled ‘Please Don’t Put Me on a Slow Boat to Trowbridge’, in which he likens our fine county capital to the Black Hole of Calcutta and promises to mend his ways if he is not sent there.